joke

  1. M

    What's a short, clean joke that gets a laugh every time?

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  2. Jiox5

    Chuck Norris

    Don't Let The Legend Die! Post Your Favorite Chuck Norris Joke! Mine: Q. What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? A. Nothing. It just means that Chuck Norris is clapping! Your turn :)
  3. andrew123456

    Can someone give me an offensive Joke

    Losing my virginity is like riding a bike, my DAD having a firm grip on my shoulders.
  4. H

    Programming joke..

    A guy is standing on the corner of the street smoking one cigarette after another. A lady walking by notices him and says "Hey, don't you know that those things can kill you? I mean, didn't you see the giant warning on the box?!" "That's OK" says the guy, puffing casually "I'm a computer...
  5. H

    "Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?"

    Inheritance ====== Darn, I need to have atleast 15 words! What is a man to do? Some more filler here
  6. H

    how many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

    none, that's a hardware problem ====== Darn, I need to have atleast 15 words! What is a man to do?
  7. H

    “Knock, knock.”

    “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” very long pause…. “Java.” ====== Darn, I need to have atleast 15 words! What is a man to do?
  8. H

    Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

    Because Oct 31 == Dec 25! Get it? ====== Darn, I need to have atleast 15 words! What is a man to do?
  9. H

    I am a god among men..

    And yet I am blocked here :) I am going to devour your bots, applications and existence for all time like Visual Basic only worse. When I come do not fight me com̡e̶s, ̕my un̨ho͞ly radiańcé destro҉ying all enli̍̈́̂̈́ghtenment, python and perl scripts lea͠ki̧n͘g fr̶ǫm ̡yo͟ur eye͢s̸ ̛l̕ik͏e...
  10. A

    An exploit that dosen't actually exist

    this isn't exactly an exploit, more of an amusing site glitch that COULD have been an exploit if it worked... stop reading if you thought it was. Someone on TBN posted about a certain vps provider's website, so I checked it out, and I found that it cost $4/month. Then, I changed the ram from...