Well, since the 10 of this month and last night, I have been in Venezuela. It has awesome! The first day, we (Me, my brother, and my dad.) went to one of the 5 malls that they had in Caracas. I met my one of my uncles, his brother, my dad's sister-in-law, and her daughter. All of which, I think, I am related to. After the mall, we (Me, my brother, my dad, and the sister-in-law) went to her house and I met a girl, I guess wasn't related to me. Since I do not know much spanish, we used Google Translator to talk. We talked for an hour or so. (Some interesting facts; There is a 1 male for every 7 females ratio in Caracas and most of the men there are gay. The women have the biggest asses EVER! You will never find it in America.)
I will fast forward a bit and skip the details; The next day, my dad was in a lot of pain, so we went to a clinic. My and my brother went with relatives and wait to see what my dad had. It was kidney stones. D:
The next day after that was the wedding. The whole reason we went down there was for that. We got penguin suits (tuxedos), and we got 1956 Rolls Ross. We went to the wedding, which was a classic church weeding. After that we went to a party, which was insane. I met only about half of my Venezuelan family.
After that, I hung out with my cousins in the malls, the zoo, and at the beach. It was an amazing trip.
TL;DR? It is simply amazing. I wanted to stay longer.
Oh and BTW, everyone, even the poor sections of the city, had direct tv.
I will fast forward a bit and skip the details; The next day, my dad was in a lot of pain, so we went to a clinic. My and my brother went with relatives and wait to see what my dad had. It was kidney stones. D:
The next day after that was the wedding. The whole reason we went down there was for that. We got penguin suits (tuxedos), and we got 1956 Rolls Ross. We went to the wedding, which was a classic church weeding. After that we went to a party, which was insane. I met only about half of my Venezuelan family.
After that, I hung out with my cousins in the malls, the zoo, and at the beach. It was an amazing trip.
TL;DR? It is simply amazing. I wanted to stay longer.

Oh and BTW, everyone, even the poor sections of the city, had direct tv.