Omegle chat lulz!

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I was trying out Omegle's new function, when two girls came by to answer my question: Would you make love with the other stranger?

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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
Would you make love with the other stranger?


Stranger 1: yes

Stranger 2: m or f?

Stranger 1: f

Stranger 2: i am also f

Stranger 1: how old are you?

Stranger 2: 18 and u?

Stranger 1: 19

Stranger 1: where are you from/

Stranger 2: i am from germany

Stranger 2: u?

Stranger 1: usa

Stranger 1: it would be nice to make love with you

Stranger 2: so u are bi?

Stranger 1: yes, are you?

Stranger 2: i am bi-curious

Stranger 1: nice

Stranger 1: have you ever kissed another girl?

Stranger 2: no

Stranger 2: you?

Stranger 1: yes

Stranger 1: i think girls are much better at kissing and oral sex than guys are

Stranger 1: we are softer and more gentle

Stranger 1: we know what makes us feel better than guys

Stranger 2: so u prefer sex with a girl?

Stranger 1: sometimes

Stranger 1: but sometimes i like to feel a penis

Stranger 1: they are fun to suck too

Stranger 2: when u had ur first time with a girl?

Stranger 1: when i was 16

Stranger 2: does she allure you?

Stranger 1: yes

Stranger 2: she was also 16?

Stranger 1: no, she was 18

Stranger 1: what do you think about when you masturbate?

Stranger 2: different thinks, some men i know, sometimes women and u?

Stranger 1: the same

Stranger 1: when you have your orgasm, do you squirt?

Stranger 2: no

Stranger 2: u?

Stranger 1: yes

Stranger 2: when u had sex last time?

Stranger 1: 3 days ago

Stranger 1: and you?

Stranger 2: same

Stranger 2: when u masturbated last time?

Stranger 1: just a few minutes ago

Stranger 1: and you?

Stranger 2: yesterday

Stranger 2: how often do u masturbate?

Stranger 1: it would be fun to masturbate together

Stranger 1: everyday

Stranger 2: yes

Stranger 1: do you taste yourself?

Stranger 2: no

Stranger 2: u?

Stranger 1: yes

Stranger 1: you should try

Stranger 2: how does it taste?

Stranger 2: ok

Stranger 1: it tastes sweet

Stranger 1: i like it very much

Stranger 1: when you suck a boy's dick do you swallow his cum?

Stranger 2: does every women taste same?

Stranger 2: yes

Stranger 1: no each woman is a little different, but i like them all

Stranger 1: which position do you like best?

Stranger 2: me on top riding him and you?

Stranger 1: i like doggy

Stranger 2: what do u wear right now?

Stranger 1: nothing

Stranger 1: what do you wear?

Stranger 2: a bathrobe

Stranger 1: are you wet?

Stranger 2: a little bit

Stranger 2: you?

Stranger 1: yes, very much

Stranger 1: i am tasting

Stranger 2 has disconnected

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Though I am not so sure about Stranger 1 being a girl xD
~Tim
 

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I was trying out Omegle's new function, when two girls came by to answer my question: Would you make love with the other stranger?

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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
Would you make love with the other stranger?


Stranger 1: yes

Stranger 2: m or f?

Stranger 1: f

Stranger 2: i am also f

Stranger 1: how old are you?

Stranger 2: 18 and u?

Stranger 1: 19

Stranger 1: where are you from/

Stranger 2: i am from germany

Stranger 2: u?

Stranger 1: usa

Stranger 1: it would be nice to make love with you

Stranger 2: so u are bi?

Stranger 1: yes, are you?

Stranger 2: i am bi-curious

Stranger 1: nice

Stranger 1: have you ever kissed another girl?

Stranger 2: no

Stranger 2: you?

Stranger 1: yes

Stranger 1: i think girls are much better at kissing and oral sex than guys are

Stranger 1: we are softer and more gentle

Stranger 1: we know what makes us feel better than guys

Stranger 2: so u prefer sex with a girl?

Stranger 1: sometimes

Stranger 1: but sometimes i like to feel a penis

Stranger 1: they are fun to suck too

Stranger 2: when u had ur first time with a girl?

Stranger 1: when i was 16

Stranger 2: does she allure you?

Stranger 1: yes

Stranger 2: she was also 16?

Stranger 1: no, she was 18

Stranger 1: what do you think about when you masturbate?

Stranger 2: different thinks, some men i know, sometimes women and u?

Stranger 1: the same

Stranger 1: when you have your orgasm, do you squirt?

Stranger 2: no

Stranger 2: u?

Stranger 1: yes

Stranger 2: when u had sex last time?

Stranger 1: 3 days ago

Stranger 1: and you?

Stranger 2: same

Stranger 2: when u masturbated last time?

Stranger 1: just a few minutes ago

Stranger 1: and you?

Stranger 2: yesterday

Stranger 2: how often do u masturbate?

Stranger 1: it would be fun to masturbate together

Stranger 1: everyday

Stranger 2: yes

Stranger 1: do you taste yourself?

Stranger 2: no

Stranger 2: u?

Stranger 1: yes

Stranger 1: you should try

Stranger 2: how does it taste?

Stranger 2: ok

Stranger 1: it tastes sweet

Stranger 1: i like it very much

Stranger 1: when you suck a boy's dick do you swallow his cum?

Stranger 2: does every women taste same?

Stranger 2: yes

Stranger 1: no each woman is a little different, but i like them all

Stranger 1: which position do you like best?

Stranger 2: me on top riding him and you?

Stranger 1: i like doggy

Stranger 2: what do u wear right now?

Stranger 1: nothing

Stranger 1: what do you wear?

Stranger 2: a bathrobe

Stranger 1: are you wet?

Stranger 2: a little bit

Stranger 2: you?

Stranger 1: yes, very much

Stranger 1: i am tasting

Stranger 2 has disconnected

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Though I am not so sure about Stranger 1 being a girl xD
~Tim
Imao funniest chat yet.
 

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I hate it when people quote really long stuff.
But this is so fucking funny!!!
XD
 
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