Yo mama jokes

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moonlight6594

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here are some funny Yo mama jokes haha!!!

1.Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.

2. Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back.

3. Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

4. Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company.

5. Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth.

haha so post your in here must be funny haha kidding.
 

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your mama is so forgetful that-

just made it up :)
 
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yo mama is so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and said where is my gumball

yo mama is so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application
 

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought that mixing peanuts and butter makes peanut butter.





*does it?*
 

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Yo mama is so fat that her and her doctor discussed a well-balanced diet and exercise plan.

Yo mama is so poor that she doesn't have a very high paying job and doesn't have a ton of money in general.

Yo mama is so fat that she started the Subway diet.
 
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